Posts by Y I Man

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Um..hi...I'm new too!

by Ex-Jo Ho in

wow!

i came across this site and i felt a huge weight come off of my shoulders!

someone understands!

Hi Everyone

by Stezza in

i have been reading here for a while but as you may of noticed the assembly games post has flushed me out!

it has been fascinating to read all your experiences and to know that the stuff that i thought was odd, was thought odd by others as well.. two things made me leave:.

1. i found i could not do return visits as i did not want to break up families.

Who is DF/DA or Fader???

by mama1119 in

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i was just wondering, how many dfed to we have on here compared to da or faders??

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Church jokes

by MsMcDucket in

a little boy was attending his first wedding.. after the service, his cousin asked him, "how many.

women can a man marry?".

announced, "i descend into hell!

Y I Man

What did the vicar say when he saw his church on fire?

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Holy smoke!

Sorry

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IRISH HUMOUR

by ania in

some of these i didn't find very funny but i didn't omit them because i thought some1 else might like them subject: irish humour... paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an .

>important.

>meeting and couldn't find a parking place.. >.

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar on orders three more. The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking."

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Who is your favourite Star Trek character?

by slimboyfat in

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mine is garak because he has a healthy cynicism about everything, yet is good deep down.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/garak .

slim.

Y I Man

Sorry but it has to be seven of nine,

She can assimilate me anytime

Gavin

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YOU CAN'T BEAT A MANCUNIAN LOVER!

by Dansk in

italian guy:.

ven i make-a-de-love to mya woman i finis by carressing 'er so genteely and she er rise abova de bed six inchis in ecstasy!.

frenchman:.

Y I Man

A Geordie is drinking in a London bar when he gets a call on his mobile
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, he orders a round of
drinks for everyone in the bar, because, he announces his wife has just
produced a typical Geordie baby boy weighing 25 pounds

Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
Geordie just shrugs, "That's about average in the Northeast. Like I
said, my boy is a typical Geordie baby boy."

Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations of
"Jeezaz" were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later the Geordie returns to the bar. The bartender says
"You're the father of that typical Geordie baby that weighed 25 pounds
at birth. Everybody's been having bets about how big he'd be in 2 weeks.
We were going to call you. So, how much does he weigh?"

The proud father answers, "17 pounds"

The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He weighed 25
pounds the day he was born."

The Geordie father takes a long s-l-o-w swig from his beer, wipes his
lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly
says..............

"Had him circumcised"

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How did you select your nick name...

by AgentSmith in

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why did select your nickname, and avatar?

i am certain there are some interesting stories.. i searched everywhere for info, the amount out there was amazing, i visited this site often, and i learned a lot about how i was controlled and lied to, blinded from the truth.

the borg =the matrix.

Y I Man

Hi Agent Smith,

Im just a daft geordie, so my name speaks for itself.

Gavin

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Question for you British Folk

by XJW4EVR in

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last night, my wife went to a community meeting, in which a new supermarket is moving in.

this market is called testco (sp?).

according to what she told me, this store is british based, so i was curious what it was all about, and whether or not it was good, bad or indifferent.. please give me your feedback.. thanks..

Y I Man

I think you are refering to Tesco. Quite a large type supermarket shop, selling food, electricals, clothes & also sells insurance.

"Tesco - Every little helps!"

Gavin

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NEWBIES how many of you

by plmkrzy in

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have joined in the past month or two?.

i can't keep up there seems to be so many so i wanted to start a welcome thread for new newbies.. sorry if this was already done recently.. note: the in-built search system is currently being redeveloped so i am not able to check for this topic without looking through tons of pages.. anyway...say hello!.

plm.

Y I Man

Hi plmkrzy,

I joined mid August & only have access to internet at work so I cant post too much. (looks over shoulder to see if boss is watching)

Gavin